A Phrase I like (for lack of a better category)

A reader commenting on my latest Facebook Follies post included this rant that could only warm the cockles of Middlerage. High-larious. For lack of a better place I will categorize it under Phrases I like. Though it’s more of a Rants I Like.

Or confront them in person and rip the bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 out of their hands and smack their one remaining tooth onto the dirty pavement. Then throw a quarter next to the tooth and say, “Forgot to tell you – the tooth fairy couldn’t wait around for your last one to drop, so she asked me to make sure you got the money.”

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