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Phrases I like – You so cwazie

Posted by middlerage on March 8, 2014

Mark L. pops up with an awesome contribution today to use to describe…well… that which is just nuts.

That’s crazier than a soup sandwich!

That one is going in my heavy rotation hopper, cuz, well, there’s just a lot of crazy out there.

Here is my updated list, including cold contribs from Switbo and Nieuw, and a link explaining “brown as a berry”:

Contributions from readers and the Phrases They like:

  • Crazy as a soup sandwich (Mark L.)
  • Colder than a witch’s tit (Switbo and Nieuwguyski)
  • Harder’n a woodpecker’s lips (Mark L. (?))
  • Real nice and Kentucky (from Mark L. and means something fits well, well made)
  • Like herding cats (from switbo)
  • Spat the Binky (Dummy) (from Annie)
  • Hottern’ two rats fucking in a wool sock (from the muddledrambler)
  • Gird your loins (from Mark C.)
  • Put your best foot forward (from Mark C, who actually dislikes this phrase, haha)
  • Grinnin’ like a fox eatin’ shit from a wire brush (from Mark L.)
  • This is a fine kettle of fish (from anonynurse)
  • Chile so hot it burns twice (from Fatman)

My contributions:

  • It’s colder than a well-digger’s wallet
  • Practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty
  • S/He’s busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
  • Got a bee in one’s bonnet
  • Don’t get your panties in a bunch (knickers in a twist if you’re over the pond)
  • Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill
  • Too clever by half
  • I’ve got to go say hello to Earl on the big white telephone (for when youse gots to vomit)
  • I’ll be there with bells on!
  • Madder ‘n a wet hen
  • Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life
  • Beat like a red-headed step child
  • Bob’s your uncle
  • Like carrying coals to Newcastle
  • A real belt and suspenders guy
  • Truth is stranger than fiction
  • Peace through superior firepower
  • Shut your freakin’ piehole
  • Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
  • Expect the worst, hope for the best
  • He’s so big he must go bear huntin’ with a switch
  • As big as your head
  • Better than a sharp poke in the eye
  • Piss or get off the pot
  • Tear him/her a new asshole
  • Put some mustard on it
  • Now you’re shittin’ in tall cotton
  • Raining to beat the band
  • Back-handed compliment (Damning with faint praise)
  • Hotter than a two dollar pistol
  • Brown as a berry

One Response to “Phrases I like – You so cwazie”

  1. switbo said

    I was always liked “nuttier than a squirrel turd” to mean crazy. Or, my dad used to say “crazier than a shithouse rat”, although I’m not sure that one makes sense. Lol.

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